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Name : Eldorado
Location : Here
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Question : Great Swami,
Well.. i don't know how to start. As you may know (or not), i'm an
irish boy who loves....boys.
The only problem is that I don't know how to tell my old folks that I
don't fancy girls.
what should I do?

waiting for your reply

Eldorado, my son.

I fear you may have more problems than you think. It's unusal for a
person of the faggot persuasion to surf porn web sites, which demonstrates that you are really in a state of confusion as to your true sexual identity.
I suggest you go ahead and tell your parents that you THINK you might be gay, but then show them some of the pictures and videos you've undoubtedly downloaded from SAAIT. They will be reassured!

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